Support young people exploring their gender identity 2k14
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
6 seconds is not enough.
IMCHOKIH NG OM AIR
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.
Im 900% jealous of both sides
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
47 pounds of ecstasy
I thought this was cereal
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
Dan Rad on a mission to take over your superhero franchises